Depot of the gods
While pondering life and the cosmos, I’ve often wondered: How did Home Depot come up with the color orange, anyway? I think that the people of earth have a right to know.
Gas, oil and beer
Filling my truck up the other day, it dawned on me that a gallon of fuel in this economy costs as much as a six-pack of beer.
Ladies bridge club
About this time last year I got booked to perform at a ladies bridge club meeting, and let me tell you something about those gals – they know a lot about playing cards, but most of them could care ...
Like it never even happened
At an intersection in town the other day, I came along side of a big green service van with a sticker on the side of it that read: SERVPRO ‘Like it never even happened.’
Life’s a bush
Late one afternoon while rolling along Interstate 10, a middle-aged tumbleweed bumped into the base of a large saguaro cactus: “Hey! Why don’t you watch where you’re goin’!” shouted the cactus with...
Standing in a long line (of leather-clad, wind-chapped bikers who were acquisitioning their alcoholic supplies for that weekend’s motorcycle rally) at Walgreens, I didn’t realize that I was staring...
Mas Oyama was a Korean Karate Master who is famous in the world of martial arts.
That’s my kind of bar
Walking into Beuford’s recently (a western saloon) I couldn’t help but notice the 11-foot-long wooden pole that was hanging on the wall adjacent to the bar, and the sign under the pole that read: “...